N&D Quotes 'Odd Man Out' Daphne: Don't be afraid to grab hold and give it all you've got. Niles: [looking up at the back of her head] Okay. Daphne: Sometimes pulling it down a bit helps. Niles: [looking up again] Okay. [pause] Oh, dear. I've zipped my tie into your dress. It won't come loose. 'My Coffee With Niles' Niles: Aboslutely, pick a new topic. Something light and frofy. Frasier: I agree. Are you in love with Daphne? [Niles spits out of coffee.] That's a little frofthier than I had in mind! Niles: That poposterous, I refuse to dignify that question with an answer. Niles: Frasier, I can't get her out of my mind. When I look at Daphne she stirs a passion in me I've never known before. Frasier: Niles, you're not considering leaving Maris? Niles: Certainly not! Frasier: Well I suppose the situation you're in is that you'd like to stay with Maris but you'd like an affair with Daphne. Niles: Yes, can I do that? 'Moon Dance' Daphne: Here's my dancing partner... Hello, Fred! Niles: Hello, Ginger! Daphne: [excitedly] That would be my date! Oooh... I'm so excited... this is me first ball! Ooh, I hope he likes my dress... [she rushes by Frasier] Frasier: [questioningly] Daphne? Daphne: Hello, Dr. Crane! Welcome back!! [opens the door to Niles] Hello! Niles: [captivated] Wow! [hands her a rose] Daphne: Aaaw... you! [giggles] Frasier: [mystified] Niles? Niles: Oh Frasier you're back! [to Daphne:] Well, our carriage awaits. Daphne: Oh nonsense! There's only one rule in the tango: our bodies must be in continuous contact, with not a sliver of daylight between us.[she presses her body close to his] Niles: [allowing himself to be led to the floor] I can do that. 'The Two Mrs. Cranes' Daphne: No, no, not at all. This is my very dear old friend, Clive Roddy. Clive, I'd like you to meet Dr. Niles Crane... my husband. [Niles drops the bowl in disbelief.] Clive: Your husband! Daphne: Yes, six months next week. Clive: Congratulations, you're a very lucky man. Niles: [now in the arms of Daphne, he laughs agreeing with that comment.] Niles: Oh, oh, oh, oh! [stops her.] Wait, you have to pay the love toll. [she kisses him.] Too much, here's the change. [kisses her back.] |