N&D Quotes
'Odd Man Out'
Daphne: Don't be afraid to grab hold and give it all you've got.
Niles: [looking up at the back of her head] Okay.
Daphne: Sometimes pulling it down a bit helps.
Niles: [looking up again] Okay. [pause] Oh, dear. I've zipped my tie into your dress. It won't come loose.
'My Coffee With Niles'
Niles: Aboslutely, pick a new topic. Something light and frofy.
Frasier: I agree. Are you in love with Daphne? [Niles spits out of coffee.] That's a little frofthier than I had in mind!
Niles: That poposterous, I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.
Niles: Frasier, I can't get her out of my mind. When I look at Daphne she stirs a passion in me I've never known before.
Frasier: Niles, you're not considering leaving Maris?
Niles: Certainly not!
Frasier: Well I suppose the situation you're in is that you'd like to stay with Maris but you'd like an affair with Daphne.
Niles: Yes, can I do that?
'Moon Dance'
Daphne: Here's my dancing partner... Hello, Fred!
Niles: Hello, Ginger!
Daphne: [excitedly] That would be my date! Oooh... I'm so excited... this is me first ball! Ooh, I hope he likes my dress... [she rushes by Frasier]
Frasier: [questioningly] Daphne?
Daphne: Hello, Dr. Crane! Welcome back!! [opens the door to Niles] Hello!
Niles: [captivated] Wow! [hands her a rose]
Daphne: Aaaw... you! [giggles]
Frasier: [mystified] Niles?
Niles: Oh Frasier you're back! [to Daphne:] Well, our carriage awaits.
Daphne: Oh nonsense! There's only one rule in the tango: our bodies must be in continuous contact, with not a sliver of daylight between us.[she presses her body close to his]
Niles: [allowing himself to be led to the floor] I can do that.
'The Two Mrs. Cranes'
Daphne: No, no, not at all. This is my very dear old friend, Clive Roddy. Clive, I'd like you to meet Dr. Niles Crane... my husband. [Niles drops the bowl in disbelief.]
Clive: Your husband!
Daphne: Yes, six months next week.
Clive: Congratulations, you're a very lucky man.
Niles: [now in the arms of Daphne, he laughs agreeing with that comment.]
Niles: Oh, oh, oh, oh! [stops her.] Wait, you have to pay the love toll. [she kisses him.] Too much, here's the change. [kisses her back.] |
